A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz
What kids say....
Kait: you are going to have a rough day today mom.
Me: Why?
Kait: Because i'm going to be rough!
Kait: Mom Ethan is not listening.
Me: What should we do?
Kait: Sell him to the Gypsies.
Ethan screaming in his highchair for more food....Kait with her hands over her ears says, "I just can't handle this anymore."
After getting a "used" baby doll bassinet she exclaims excitedly, "Mom, that is so stinkin cute!"
Kait: Mom, are you happy?
Mom: No, you are not listening.
Kait: I'm sorry mom, now are you happy?
Kait: Mom are you happy?
Mom: No, you just hit your brother.
Kait: I'm sorry mom, now are you happy?
(This goes on and on and on about 30 times a day)
Me driving down the road to the grocery store. Kait in the back seat says," Mom today I am going to listen to you at the store and I am going to stay right by you and not touch ANYTHING.
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